FUCK YOU!

> For all who work with rude Customers, it's a shame we can't actually do > this!  > An award should go to the Virgin Airlines Desk Attendant in Sydney, > Australia some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, > when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. > A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767's had been > withdrawn from service. > A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. > Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk, he slapped his > ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS > to be FIRST CLASS". > The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, > but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work > something out.' > The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers > behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" > Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address > microphone: > "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please", she > began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. > "We have a passenger here at Desk 14..... WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If > anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14. " > With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at > the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'------- > Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this part.) 'I'm sorry, sir, > but you'll have to get in line for that too..'