In advance of
Father’s Day, let’s take a moment to sort out the differences and
similarities between “Dad jeans” and “Dad genes.”
Dad jeans
are articles of sex-specific leisure clothing, long mocked for being
comfy, dumpy and elastic-waisted but lately reinvented as a fashion
trend, suitable for male bodies of all shapes and ages.
Dad genes
are particles on the sex-specific Y chromosome, long mocked for being a
stunted clump of mostly useless nucleic waste but lately revealed as
man’s fastest friend, essential to the health of male bodies and brains
no matter the age.
Yes, dear fathers
and others born with the appurtenances generally designated male. We
live in exciting times, and that includes novel insights into the sole
chromosomal distinction between you and the women now prowling the aisles at the hardware store. (“Didn’t he say he could use a new bow saw? Or some halogen light bulbs?”)
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